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Posted on Feb.14.2007 @ 10:48AM EDT by stephen
A picture is worth a thousand words, but the Buddha tells us that a thousand words are not worth a shit stick. Plus it takes many moments to down your CGG. Is a picture a better delusion than a word? MU
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Reply from ZenTurtle
Feb.14.2007
11:15AM EDT
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I wonder if that sounds more profound in an eastern lanuguage.
(I remember a thing from M*A*S*H where Father Mulcahy would hear something offensive he would just translate it into latin "beacause everything sound noble in latin".) |
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Reply from ______
Feb.14.2007
11:28AM EDT
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I don't use a "shit-stick", do you? Dogen used one, meant a lot to him - better a clean shit-stick than dirty-bum. Plus, I think in pictures and sounds but not numbers, does that count? |
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Reply from boymonk
Feb.14.2007
11:38AM EDT
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I tried to Google an image of a shit stick but came up with zilcho, sorry dudes. I guess the world aint that small after all. :( |
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Reply from lehish
Feb.14.2007
11:51AM EDT
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"MU"
Piousness and the path of love
are two different roads.
Love is the fire that burns both belief
and non-belief.
Those who practice Love have neither
religion nor caste.
Shaikh Abu Saeed Abil Kheir |
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Reply from boymonk
Feb.14.2007
12:29PM EDT
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Practice makes perfect, lol. |
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Reply from Woodsman
Feb.14.2007
12:57PM EDT
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Eat less, shit less, stick less... Shrinki! |
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Reply from boymonk
Feb.14.2007
01:22PM EDT
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A Google search didn’t turn up anything useful for the CGG
reference either. It doesn’t by any chance mean Canadian Grenadier Guards does
it? Please let me know if id does, because then I’ll have to look up what
Grenadier mean. Oh wait, I notice it spells correctly in my word processor… it
means a soldier armed with grenades. They sure don’t fool around it Canada,
apparently! |
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Reply from free1500
Feb.14.2007
03:42PM EDT
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A picture is worth a thousand words, but the Buddha tells us that a thousand words are not worth a shit stick. Plus it takes many moments to down your CGG. Is a picture a better delusion than a word? MU
So what are your 40 words worth? |
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Reply from stephen
Feb.14.2007
05:13PM EDT
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A Google search didn’t turn up anything useful for the CGG reference either. It doesn’t by any chance mean Canadian Grenadier Guards does it? Please let me know if id does, because then I’ll have to look up what Grenadier mean. Oh wait, I notice it spells correctly in my word processor… it means a soldier armed with grenades. They sure don’t fool around it Canada, apparently! "
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Reply from stephen
Feb.14.2007
05:17PM EDT
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Quote: "
A picture is worth a thousand words, but the Buddha tells us that a thousand words are not worth a shit stick. Plus it takes many moments to down your CGG. Is a picture a better delusion than a word? MU
So what are your 40 words worth? "
......Less than shit stick... |
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Reply from boymonk
Feb.14.2007
05:20PM EDT
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Ah, don’t worry Stephen, I’m over the CGG phase. Sorry to
keep you waiting for so many millisecond though, you might consider it a lesson
in patience, no shit! |
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Reply from stephen
Feb.14.2007
05:27PM EDT
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1792: the Old Farmer's Almanac begins publication; there are several publications by the same name, as well as the Farmer's Almanac, which began publication in 1960. Pages from these publications were often ripped out and used as toilet paper, and later editions have holes punched in them so they could be hung from a hook in outhouses.
1857: Joseph Gayetty sells first factory-made toilet paper (Gayetty's Medicated Paper) in the USA. These were loose, flat, sheets of paper, pre-moistened and medicated with aloe; each sheet has Gayetty's name printed on it.
1877: The Albany Perforated Wrapping Paper Company of Albany, New York sells Perforated toilet paper ('The Standard'). It is sold 'by all the leading druggists' and is not medicated. It is marketed as being free of 'all deleterious substances' which includes printed materials and chemicals 'incident to the ordinary process of manufacture (which is) a cause of hemorrhoids.' In addition, medicated toilet paper which is 'heavily charged with ointment' was offered for 'sufferers of hemorrhoids.'
1879: Scott Paper Company sells the first toilet paper on a roll, although initially they do not print their company name on the packaging. Toilet paper was sold under the name of various industrial customers, including the Waldorf Hotel, which led to the popular Waldorf brand of toilet paper.
late 19th century: rolls of perforated toilet paper available for the first time, replaces razor or knife on dispensers
1890s: Sears catalogue first becomes available, commonly used in rural America (initial catalogs were only of watches and jewelry, but by 1895, the catalog was 532 pages in size).
1900: plumbing improvements of the Victorian era have led to wide use of flushing toilet and (in Europe) the bidet
1930s: Sears starts publishing its catalogue on less absorbent glossy paper
1935: Northern Tissue advertises its toilet paper as "splinter-free"
1942: first two-ply toilet paper from St. Andrew's Paper Mill in England; toilet paper becomes softer and more pliable. For most of the rest of the twentieth century, both 'hard' and 'soft' paper was common. Hard was cheaper, and was shiny on one side. Sometimes it had messages like 'GOVERNMENT PROPERTY', 'IZAL MEDICATED' or 'NOW WASH YOUR HANDS PLEASE' written on each sheet near the perforation. Eventually soft paper won out as the price differential between the two papers vanished. Hard paper is seldom seen these days in UK, but is still available.
1943: novelty toilet paper printed with images of Hitler
1973 December 19: comedian Johnny Carson causes a three week toilet paper shortage in the USA after a joke scares consumers into stockpiling supplies
1980: the paperless toilet invented in Japan (combination toilet, bidet and drying element, see Japanese toilet)
1990s: papers containing ingredients like aloe begin to be heavily marketed in the USA
2000s: toilet |
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Reply from boymonk
Feb.14.2007
05:53PM EDT
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This, my friend, is a doughnut shaped turd, that’s right! a
round crappy! And it takes far less bandwidth than your crap history lesson. Kettle -> black?
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Reply from Lynnoh
Feb.19.2007
08:00PM EDT
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This, my friend, is a doughnut shaped turd, that’s right! a round crappy! And it takes far less bandwidth than your crap history lesson. Kettle -> black?
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poop with a hole ? |
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Reply from ZenTurtle
Feb.20.2007
08:43AM EDT
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Oh I just can't resist another M*A*S*Hism:
"Buffalo Bagels"
-Col. Potter |
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.03.2012
09:51PM EDT
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Quote: "Quote: "
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This, my friend, is a doughnut shaped turd, that’s right! a round crappy! And it takes far less bandwidth than your crap history lesson. Kettle -> black?
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No, Holly poop. A great Zen tradition.
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Reply from frozenaomi
Aug.04.2012
12:02AM EDT
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The consequence of eating too many toxic berries? |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Aug.06.2012
09:23AM EDT
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No hard baked s h i t? |
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.06.2012
08:50PM EDT
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No. |
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Reply from nibble
Aug.07.2012
04:20AM EDT
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You actually used 5 years to hatch out some clever response here btw?.. :) |
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.08.2012
01:36PM EDT
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And didn't even spell holy right... so embareassing. |
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Reply from sit_teh
Aug.08.2012
07:10PM EDT
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The Artist or the Arhat? |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Aug.09.2012
08:13AM EDT
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Post-hollywood Chao. |
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.10.2012
06:32PM EDT
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Quote: "The Artist or the Arhat?"
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wATCHed The Artist last month. Good fliK!
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Reply from Avisitor
Aug.15.2012
02:33AM EDT
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Look out it is a live spawn ... ahhh |
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.15.2012
03:15AM EDT
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It's a movie. |
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Reply from Avisitor
Aug.15.2012
01:16PM EDT
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Quote: "It's a movie."
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Is it a horror movie???
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.15.2012
01:34PM EDT
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It's a movie about movies, actually. About silent movies turning to "talkies." Do you know what a talkie is, Avisitor? Well, I'll tell ya. A talkie is a movie that talks.
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Aug.15.2012
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Quote: "It's a movie about movies, actually. About silent movies turning to "talkies." Do you know what a talkie is, Avisitor? Well, I'll tell ya. A talkie is a movie that talks.
Do you understand?
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Do you mean talks incessantly like you??
Wow, that went right over my head .. don't know what you mean ... hahaha
Would you like a bowl of soup yet??
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Reply from Joe Chip
Aug.15.2012
02:19PM EDT
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Spare a morsel. |
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.15.2012
02:23PM EDT
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Quote: "Quote: "It's a movie about movies, actually. About silent movies turning to "talkies." Do you know what a talkie is, Avisitor? Well, I'll tell ya. A talkie is a movie that talks.
Do you understand?
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Do you mean talks incessantly like you??
Wow, that went right over my head .. don't know what you mean ... hahaha
Would you like a bowl of soup yet??
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Reply from Joe Chip
Aug.15.2012
04:38PM EDT
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Pasta? |
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.15.2012
04:50PM EDT
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more talkative. |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Aug.16.2012
07:47PM EDT
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Master of the Ascended Nose. |
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.16.2012
10:37PM EDT
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Never heard it. |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Aug.16.2012
10:46PM EDT
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The collective noun for a group of crows. |
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.17.2012
02:49AM EDT
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What is murder? |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Aug.17.2012
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Exactly. You just picked Nirvana out of your nose. |
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.19.2012
09:08PM EDT
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You think that's good, you should see the inside of my other cavities. |
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Sep.18.2012
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Quote: "Quote: "Quote: "It's a movie about movies, actually. About silent movies turning to "talkies." Do you know what a talkie is, Avisitor? Well, I'll tell ya. A talkie is a movie that talks.
Do you understand?
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Do you mean talks incessantly like you??
Wow, that went right over my head .. don't know what you mean ... hahaha
Would you like a bowl of soup yet??
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Try again.
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Bring your attention back to your nose ...
How to so this??
I'll take a rolled up newspaper and smack you on the nose every time you stray .. haha
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Reply from boymonk
Sep.18.2012
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Quote: "Quote: "Quote: "Quote: "It's a movie about movies, actually. About silent movies turning to "talkies." Do you know what a talkie is, Avisitor? Well, I'll tell ya. A talkie is a movie that talks.
Do you understand?
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Do you mean talks incessantly like you??
Wow, that went right over my head .. don't know what you mean ... hahaha
Would you like a bowl of soup yet??
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Try again.
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Bring your attention back to my nose ...
How to so this??
I'll take a rolled up newspaper and smack myself on the nose every time you say .. haha
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Okay, go ahead.
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Sep.19.2012
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Quote: "It's a movie about movies, actually. About silent movies turning to "talkies." Do you know what a talkie is, Avisitor? Well, I'll tell ya. A talkie is a movie that talks.
Do you understand?
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Do you mean talks incessantly like you??
Wow, that went right over my head .. don't know what you mean ... hahaha
Would you like a bowl of soup yet??
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Try again.
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Bring your attention back to my nose ...
How to so this??
I'll take a rolled up newspaper and smack myself on the nose every time you say .. haha
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Okay, go ahead.
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That is okay if you don't want to hear what you don't want to hear. But, when someone speaks the truth, will you always twist thing around to sweeten them for your own taste? Or will you listen to the truth and transform your life??
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Reply from boymonk
Sep.19.2012
12:54PM EDT
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Okay, smack yourself again. |
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Reply from Avisitor
Sep.19.2012
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Quote: "Okay, smack yourself again.
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Oh well, live and learn ... guess that isn't want you want??
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Reply from boymonk
Sep.19.2012
03:18PM EDT
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2 smacks this time. |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Sep.20.2012
08:12AM EDT
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Lip smackeroose heard from the learner ... mmmmmm ... |
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