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Posted on Aug.15.2007 @ 12:45PM EDT by HarryB
I heartily recommend the blog here:
http://www.myspace.com/zenritsudo
Richard Morrissey is a Zen Buddhist priest of Soto lineage.
He's a nice, down-to-earth guy... but please do read the blog closely before getting in contact with him with a view to joining his cult or to ask for deliverance from your demon ego, or any of that other fruitcake crap that goes down here.
Regards,
Harry.
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Reply from HarryB
Aug.15.2007
12:59PM EDT
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Actually, the blog seems easier to navigate around on his web page:
http://www.ritsudo.com/
ATB,
Harry.
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Reply from Woodsman
Aug.15.2007
01:48PM EDT
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Thanks, I won't. peace, your way, or else. |
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Reply from HarryB
Aug.15.2007
02:14PM EDT
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I bet you take my word for everything. AM I THE MASTER? How DID i get in there?
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Reply from Lynnoh
Aug.15.2007
02:21PM EDT
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augh! |
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Reply from HarryB
Aug.15.2007
02:23PM EDT
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What? No fake tan and turban?
I suppose there's no accounting for taste :-)
Regards,
H. |
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Reply from Woodsman
Aug.15.2007
02:23PM EDT
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I see nothing, leading me from, or to, be, you. |
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Reply from HarryB
Aug.15.2007
02:27PM EDT
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I see more self indulgent gibberish.
Till next time, Friutcakes!
Regards,
Harry. |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Aug.15.2007
02:31PM EDT
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what the heck was that for? |
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Reply from Woodsman
Aug.15.2007
02:36PM EDT
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Wood chopping time, another one falls, or so I am told. |
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Reply from Woodsman
Aug.15.2007
02:39PM EDT
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Though I do have apricot on my, breath. |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Aug.15.2007
02:41PM EDT
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magic eight...poked in the spot.. permission and all that jazz...
what the heck |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Aug.15.2007
02:43PM EDT
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candy
but what the heck? |
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Reply from 77 zen ror
Aug.15.2007
02:56PM EDT
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Hi, Harry how are you doing. I enjoy you topic peace out RORY. |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Aug.15.2007
03:05PM EDT
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"poke" ...like in the book Crooked Cucumber... when Suzuki Roshi found a "delusion" he would "poke"
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Reply from Lynnoh
Aug.15.2007
03:07PM EDT
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"magic eight" friends words..talking about watering plants (eight of them) |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Aug.15.2007
03:15PM EDT
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yeah (shaking head...do not understand this) |
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Reply from Woodsman
Aug.15.2007
04:33PM EDT
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Ok, I'm guilty, I looked...
Ok, I'm guilty, I lied...
Ok, I'm guilty, I did neither...
Ok, what is the sound of one man farting?
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Reply from ______
Aug.15.2007
05:53PM EDT
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Why? No. I don't usually (to my knowledge), read good or bad priest blogs on myspace, with lineage - how fruitcake crap is that? Anyway, I like real fruitcake and happen to believe it isn't crap, with a cuppa tea, so there! But I took a peek and lo aand behold this priest has a comb over hairstyle, either that or he wears a rug on his head and I receive a reinforcement of intuition (I have read Nishijima's translation of Shobogenzo though and still didn't join his Sangha), So, anyway, you read it. Report your dispatches if you want. And er...give him your regards when you make contact....and um...ask him how I am...and er...that's it. Shitters! Crap on crappin' on! |
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Reply from HarryB
Aug.15.2007
06:01PM EDT
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Yes, sorry, the link I meant to post to this forum was:
http://mysticplanet.com/
... a comb over, whatever was I thinking? How un-Zen of me.
Regards, Fruitcakes.
Harry. |
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Reply from ______
Aug.15.2007
06:03PM EDT
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No you didn't. The comb-over. wahey!!! |
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Reply from HarryB
Aug.15.2007
06:08PM EDT
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...or was it this one:
http://www.lialight.com/
Where the holy one covers her baldness with the dignity of the ancients.
So many precious teachings, so little time...
Regards & cake,
Harry. |
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Reply from ______
Aug.15.2007
06:09PM EDT
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Save your fingers. |
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Reply from ______
Aug.15.2007
06:10PM EDT
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Listen and learn...It's the sound of know fingers clicking. |
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Reply from HarryB
Aug.15.2007
06:14PM EDT
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No! Your dumb quietism is heresy against the divine light!
Yes, this crowd said they could save my fingers, and with a subscription, my legs, buttocks and imortal soul, I just have to contribute to a trifling, worldly extension to their humble dwelling:
http://www.mahikari.org/
Regards,
Harry. |
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Reply from Woodsman
Aug.15.2007
06:15PM EDT
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Shut up and fart! |
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Reply from HarryB
Aug.15.2007
06:26PM EDT
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I'm sorry, but I've taken vows that prohibit such outlandish Tantric behavior. As a Zen Aquarian I consider the sullying of Our Lord's air a deadly sin against Buddha's Christ Conciousness.
Where did you learn to speak 'Zen', can you get tapes?
Now, back to my pyramid to digest some more...
Regards, Moonbeams. Namaste, Gassho, Toodlepip, Nanu Nanu etc etc.....
The Vibration Previously Known on Earth as Harry. |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Aug.15.2007
07:22PM EDT
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Quote: "Shut up and fart! "
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THATS IT! I knew it would be said ! errrrrrrrrrrr |
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Reply from HarryB
Aug.15.2007
07:43PM EDT
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Ah, no harm done Lynnoh.
"Carry on Zen" is as relevant as any other twaddle when your bum's on the zafu (assuming we're not wasting our time there).
Regards,
H.
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Reply from Woodsman
Aug.15.2007
08:35PM EDT
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Quote: "
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THATS IT! I knew it would be said ! errrrrrrrrrrr "
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Impossible, to say! Zen wears no clothes. Did you know that? Then it wasn't Zen now, was it.
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Reply from ______
Aug.16.2007
07:46AM EDT
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'Nice' is one of those words (not the place which isn't nice), that is stripped of all meaning even before it gets its socks and shoes off. And zen isn't 'nice'. Jesus and Shakyamuni aren't nicey nice. Nice just doesn't do be do it. With feet on the ground and head in, and popping up out, the clouds it isn't nice because that's where the naked rude is revolutionised by not being, offensive. |
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Reply from Woodsman
Aug.16.2007
09:03AM EDT
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Be quiet and fart. |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Aug.16.2007
09:15AM EDT
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Quote: "Quote: "
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Reply from ______
Aug.16.2007
09:33AM EDT
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Nobody. Anyway, this is the reason why I don't have any truck with this zen: + / - / = and I'm fed up (not nutritionally), of seeing and reading and hearing the silly, stupid word. I cured myself of zen by repeating 'zen' audibly, over and over and over again and I as thus able to recollect how I very nearly went stark staring mad during the dog-days when I used to contemplate soap bubbles soaking in the bath for hours at a time. |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Aug.16.2007
10:18AM EDT
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listening? |
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Reply from ______
Aug.16.2007
10:23AM EDT
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hello Lynn, how are you? |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Aug.16.2007
10:41AM EDT
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I don't know |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Aug.16.2007
10:43AM EDT
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weirdest thing..laying and listenng...sorta felt like nudged from a half sleep, was you? |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Aug.16.2007
10:48AM EDT
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bright light |
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Reply from ______
Aug.16.2007
10:52AM EDT
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see you Lynn :) |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Aug.16.2007
10:55AM EDT
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:P :) |
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Reply from Woodsman
Aug.16.2007
01:54PM EDT
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Quote: "Quote: "Quote: "
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Reply from HarryB
Aug.16.2007
05:16PM EDT
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Ohhhhh, I'd follow him, he's very "zen"... looks like a right bastard...
http://www.moviewalah.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/guru_3.JPG
Real hair, own teeth. Will travel (via Astral private plane).
hahahahahahahahee.
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Reply from ______
Aug.16.2007
05:39PM EDT
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Crikey....you're locked down hard and tight aincha? |
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Reply from HarryB
Aug.16.2007
05:57PM EDT
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Yeah, Mara is playing snooker with my nuts! Its terrible, just terrible... hold the blue lazer light and dry ice. No Zen here.
I'm not enlightened at all, I'm not sure I even try. Could you love, or even tolerate, someone like that? What difficult practice! What bitter religion we have!
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Reply from Woodsman
Aug.16.2007
06:15PM EDT
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It's for you Rusie. |
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