Anyone walking about Chinatowns in America with observe statues of a stout fellow carrying a linen sack. Chinese merchants call him Happy Chinaman or Laughing Buddha.
This Hotei lived in the T'ang dynasty. He had no desire to call himself...
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So, anyway, this is the happening = the cat noise is puking a gagging mess on my carpet, I'm cleaning it up and stinker is poisoning Mr Slyme (difficult to tell whether he's a Baptist or Presbytaria) who is renting new rooms from a ragged trousered workmate.