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Posted on Dec.11.2007 @ 02:08PM EDT by ______
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Reply from boopoom
Dec.11.2007
02:55PM EDT
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I love you more than you ever know, cause I love you just the way you are
love, boopoom |
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Reply from -----0
Dec.11.2007
04:41PM EDT
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everything is just the way it is
one can love it only that way or there is no way to love it
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Reply from Lynnoh
Dec.11.2007
10:02PM EDT
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color crayons.. both on the floor coloring..one using crayons one useing markers. when time to pick up the crayons he said, "you pick them up yourself".."But I help you" I said.."thats the way it is" he said, "thats how it is".... is this how it is? |
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Reply from -----0
Dec.12.2007
10:57AM EDT
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yes, that's how kids are before they get ignorant |
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Reply from ______
Dec.12.2007
02:03PM EDT
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Children don't look at the world with the mind - a child is the one world who makes no distinctions and will happily eat her own toe until....colouring crayons are a great spiritual metaphor. |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Dec.12.2007
02:12PM EDT
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hmmm |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Dec.12.2007
02:24PM EDT
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Quote: "Children don't look at the world with the mind - a child is the one world who makes no distinctions and will happily eat her own toe until....colouring crayons are a great spiritual metaphor."
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ah-ha! :) |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Dec.12.2007
02:30PM EDT
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Quote: "yes, that's how kids are before they get ignorant"
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and after? haha..is that when he got up and left both the crayons and the markers for me to pick up? |
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Reply from -----0
Dec.13.2007
01:19PM EDT
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what an enlightened small chap! |
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Reply from Lynnoh
Dec.13.2007
05:00PM EDT
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little Buddha(s) everywhere ! :) |
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Reply from Woodsman
Dec.14.2007
08:15PM EDT
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Where's my shoe? And don't say, "On your little Buddha foot." Cuz it'snot. |
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Reply from Woodsman
Dec.14.2007
10:20PM EDT
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Here it is, under the buddha/christmas tree. As it was before, and before that, as before "I am". |
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Reply from ______
Dec.15.2007
07:08AM EDT
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Good cop / Bad cop
Mine eyes have seen the glory
of the coming of the man
with the shoe on his head
Glory glory hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler |
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Reply from Woodsman
Dec.15.2007
10:28AM EDT
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You heard him. Now do it! |
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Reply from Snibbler
Dec.15.2007
11:09PM EDT
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Don`t look at me. U bee the bad cop, I`ve laid down my sword and shields and all tha gangsta shit:)
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Reply from ______
Dec.16.2007
09:39AM EDT
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I don't want to be the bad cop.
I don't want to be the good cop.
I don't want to be a lesbian trapped in a man's body. |
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Reply from ______
Dec.16.2007
10:05AM EDT
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I have work to do - it's like the work is forcing me to do it. See, over time, I've piled up all this brushwood and stuff on a piece of ground for years - it was supposed to be temporary and it's got out of hand - I can't see the ground. And some of it rotted down and some of it didn't. I've been told that it has to be moved, so now, I'm clearing it all out and it's hard work. I keep taking rests and looking at what's left, looking at the skip with what's moved and I think, "You stupid bloody fool!" |
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Reply from Woodsman
Dec.16.2007
10:08AM EDT
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Ya lil' cutie! eeeh... whoo hoo hoo! Who's it? |
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Reply from ______
Dec.17.2007
07:51AM EDT
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The divine sound - that is the truth. |
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Reply from Woodsman
Dec.19.2007
04:04PM EDT
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Then the hand did it again, and well, the story started writing itself.
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Reply from ______
Dec.23.2007
08:45AM EDT
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“That proves it, doesn't it? You said he was dead! It's like Chinese food, this is. Half an hour later you have to kill him again!”
~ The Grand Master of Ecky-Thump on Kung Fu |
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Reply from ______
Dec.23.2007
08:47AM EDT
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Movements
The sacred black pudding elicits many curious movements from all different parts of the body. Learning to control and contain these movements leads to enlightenment through the rapid emission of unneeded material goods from within one's core. Listed below are just some of the more well known manoeuvres that the Ecky-Thump master can use to protect both himself and his whippet.
The Fatty Smash. This involves hiding behind a lamp post in the twilight hours. When an unsuspecting passer-by happens along, you should leap out screeching and smash your pudding down on their head before they've even realised what's happened. Then run.
The Full English. Simply serve your enemy a large breakfast consisting of pudding, beans, chips, tea, bread, fried bread, lard, fried lard, fried tea, fried beans, bacon, lard, fried lard, beans, pudding, mushrooms, eggs (fried), butter and marzipan. This will incapacitate them, allowing you to whack them over the head with a shovel and steal their whippet.
The Eye of the Hovis. Distract your enemy with a small to medium sized brass band. They will be mesmerised by the music, and their feet will not stop tapping. Not until you stuff a pudding down their shirt front, anyway. If they get annoyed, have a ukelele handy for a cheeky song or two.
~wiki
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Reply from ______
Dec.23.2007
08:52AM EDT
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The Black Arts Ranking of Ecky Thump
White Pudding - Initiate
Learns what a black pudding is and why it should never, for any reason, under any circumstances, be eaten.
Orange Pudding - Novice
Learns introduction to sausage handling, wrapping, care, and cleaning.
Yellow Pudding - Student
Learns the sacred "slash" and "parry" moves.
Green Pudding - Brother
Learns the sacred "thrust," "grind" and "shimmy" moves.
Blue Pudding - Disciple
Learns the art of disarming opponents with casual, complimentary phrases like, "You look great in that tunic. Have you lost weight?"
Silver Pudding - Instructor
Learns advanced meat-beating techniques.
Gold Pudding - Master
Studies the ancient tomes, scriptures, and wisdom of meatplay like "There's nowt wrong wi'owt what mitherin' clutterbucks don't barley grummit!"
Black Pudding - Grand Master
Understands the sacred meaning of Ecky-Thump. |
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