The Little Monk, after years of trudging uphill, finally made it to the Top of The Mountain and Buddha said, "Let me tell you My Secret".  And he wispered into the Little Monk's ear all there was to say.

The Little Monk was overwhelmed.  He ran back down to the Village and told Buddha's secret to everyone.  But no one would listen.  They were either too busy, or they told him he was full of crap for believing such things.

So the Little Monk went back up to the Top of The Mountain and said to Buddha, "Those Village People are really strange.  I tried to tell them what you told me, and no one would listen."

The Buddha said, "Yeah.  Right.  What did you expect.?  I told you its My Secret.  No one can hear it until I tell them."

Maybe you can get a quickie at the YMCA.

Whatever floats your boat.  I've been celibate for over 15 years.  I don't care what other people do.  None of my business.

Quote: "Do you equate homosexuality with sexual intercourse?"
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rude people.

This is like that joke about the ink-blot test where the patient tells the psychiatrist that he's the one with all the dirty pictures.

Who brought up homosexuality?  I think it was you.

Its nothing to me, one way or the other.  I'm not for it or against it.  If anything, I suppose it is good in that it helps to keep the population down.

I met a girl here named Polly and we had quite a correspondence.  Then later, on another unrelated site, I saw that she had logged in as David.  Whatever.  I really liked him/her, whatever the case. 

Shayne knew her too.  I think they had cyber-sex.

nah we never had cyber sex.