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vertical line Posted on Apr.07.2008 @ 08:43PM EDT by shayne

If God is a warm cup of tea im a believer.

If God is a tree being blown in the wind im a believer.

If God is a person that grabs the cup of tea im a believer.

If God is a kid climbing the tree im a believer.

God dont talk to me.

God dont speak.

God is a word meaning suchness.

Suchness meaning the awareness that awares reality all at once in contrast to one thing at a time like the attention does.

God IS the cup of tea and the person.

God IS the kid climbing the tree thats blowing in the wind and you watching.

God is this and that........no exception.

God is not a thing.

God is a word for awareness.


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Apr.07.2008
08:48PM EDT 
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Actually you could say God speaks to me.

YOUR all god to me.

sipping tea.

listening to seether.

waiting for my boy to come online to play vid games with him.

sitting on my chair.

all at once.

and so much more.

the birds sing outside my window without me awaring it.

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Apr.07.2008
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The WORD god is dropped in leu of what is.

i except all of what is.

i have no choice.

awareness dictates.

is.

regardless.

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Apr.07.2008
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Quote: "i except "

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Quote: "Ok, it's my fault. I made a believer of him, ah shayne, er God, ah whatever. "
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dont be so quick to make you think im a believer in anything except what is.

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it's still my fault though, let's share the blame
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theirs no blame for what is.

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I can share that, "isn't."


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vertical line ok i gotta go...my middle boy is online and i gotta play vid games with him,
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"i except all of what is."

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me,myself and i thats who.

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Quote: "that was quick "
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what was quick?

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didnt say i was seperate.

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god, but hey... it's timeless, too

do not look at numbers, as answers, in logical sequence

it's not a language of related forms

oh what am I tryin' to say?

but more, of shape
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so what "i except all of what is" ? ;)

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vertical line To understand god is to understand one self in life. God is or not every thing in life. He are breath of air we beath each day. He the heart beat we fell . The good, the bad,the sad times we all go through in or day to day life. He died for you can have the life you have now. He is the seed of life. Get out of the darkness and see the light. Reach for the sky. Let god fell your heart with love. Why god loves you and all ways has. He been here from the being. Thank you, I love you all, RORY :)
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dinner or supper?

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dont know.................

awarenss = that feeling .

lol.

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It's when all fellings in your heart are awaken to pure compassion of who you are in life. And see all life with eyes of compassion. And have a God of your understanding in your life. With love RORY.

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sure why not.

the physical presence. nerves. the limitation of you cant extend past your own body. what constitues the physical organism mainly. that feeling you cant get rid of. your own existance.uhmmmmm......ahhhhh......

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god might be something differant for you. to me god is a mere word. if you believe in a omnipresence of god so be it. i dont.

i just believe in what i see and touch and taste. THIS reality.

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The WORD god is dropped in leu of what is.

i except all of what is.

i have no choice.

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i said i have no choice. so im not accepting or excepting or previoulsy rejecting.

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In the beggining there was just hydrogen gas swirling around in the universe, ok?
Then it started lumping together and transformed into suns, planets, dinosaurs
and all kinda freakish things. And by accident man rose from some swamp gas
and started breeding, and realized that cosmos just happened to be by pure coinsedense and accident.

Seeing that existence had no purpose and that he was just some swirling atoms
and ignorance, he made up some cosmic myth of a creational force and called it
God as to comfort himself that all there is was not just random purposeless swirling
of atoms, but intended to be just as it was by design. Thus man could liberate himself
from the knowing of being an accidental flopp with no purpose or meaning living in random chaos.

Something like that?:)
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Quote: "Lèmme see if I get you right,

In the beggining there was just hydrogen gas swirling around in the universe, ok?
Then it started lumping together and transformed into suns, planets, dinosaurs
and all kinda freakish things. And by accident man rose from some swamp gas
and started breeding, and realized that cosmos just happened to be by pure coinsedense and accident.

Seeing that existence had no purpose and that he was just some swirling atoms
and ignorance, he made up some cosmic myth of a creational force and called it
God as to comfort himself that all there is was not just random purposeless swirling
of atoms, but intended to be just as it was by design. Thus man could liberate himself
from the knowing of being an accidental flopp with no purpose or meaning living in random chaos.

Something like that?:)
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life is the holy and the divine. their is NOT a holy and divine seperate from this life. each of us is a god unto themselves. a microverse in the macroverse.

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Happy anniversary God tread! Yeah!:)
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when i say mere........it means what does it point too? does it point to this reality or a omnipresence? what does the word god mean to you?

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of course god equates the world to me.

so do i cherish the world? the universe? you bet i do.

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Apr.12.2008
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vertical line Psssth... You should have called him "son" instead, that would really have f%#¤& him up!:)

(Oh, congrat God tread! Just passed the eighty mark! yeayh!:)
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Apr.12.2008
09:49PM EDT 
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vertical line That feels it! I thought 8 was a girl number. Goddess is 88. Jest a Ges. Relax, under the hypnotic spell ings.
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Apr.12.2008
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vertical line Hmpfh, running away at first, and God dropped down to number six? This can`t stand!

83, yeayh!:)
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Apr.13.2008
12:10AM EDT 
vertical line Ooophs, sorry God!

84, yeayh!!:)
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Apr.13.2008
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vertical line I'm tellin' ya 88 is a girl number. God won't like bein' a girl. He would much rather be a number... but not 88. It's like... infinity infinity where's my virginity? Under the bed, I don't know. Like, yeah. I mean, or no. Remember don't use the D-word around here... ( ah, D4 stands 4 duality shayne, and no, it's not an engine) "Varoom! Varoom! ".    Right after I said that shayne didn't berieve me anymore. But, I don't believe, in shayne... even if he said, "apple", I'd feel it was, a peanut. Wait a minute, I thunk I got that backwards. Oh yeah, if shayne said "God is a peanut.", I's say... "how many?" Then he'd like split it in two, and say, "see?", and I'd say, " uh ah, jus one, nut."
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Apr.13.2008
12:20AM EDT 
vertical line "Buurph" Oh, thanx for this exellent meal God! Jiizzz I`m stuffed! Ok, you take it from here Woods? :)
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Apr.13.2008
12:24AM EDT 
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vertical line I don't know. Ok. PPpprrooooppp!!!

Hold your nose shayne.


Om I God! He did!
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Apr.13.2008
12:37AM EDT 
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vertical line Boobs!
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Apr.13.2008
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vertical line Yeayh!:0)
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Apr.13.2008
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Apr.13.2008
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Quote: "I'm tellin' ya 88 is a girl number. God won't like bein' a girl. He would much rather be a number... but not 88. It's like... infinity infinity where's my virginity? Under the bed, I don't know. Like, yeah. I mean, or no. Remember don't use the D-word around here... ( ah, D4 stands 4 duality shayne, and no, it's not an engine) "Varoom! Varoom! ".    Right after I said that shayne didn't berieve me anymore. But, I don't believe, in shayne... even if he said, "apple", I'd feel it was, a peanut. Wait a minute, I thunk I got that backwards. Oh yeah, if shayne said "God is a peanut.", I's say... "how many?" Then he'd like split it in two, and say, "see?", and I'd say, " uh ah, jus one, nut." "
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piss off old dude. ya old fart.

hahaha.

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Apr.13.2008
10:36AM EDT 
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vertical line Monkey! For sale!
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Apr.13.2008
09:29PM EDT 
vertical line Mmm... Warm monkey brain, yummy!:) Taste like chicken!
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Apr.13.2008
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Quote: "I'm tellin' ya 88 is a girl number. God won't like bein' a girl. He would much rather be a number... but not 88. It's like... infinity infinity where's my virginity? Under the bed, I don't know. Like, yeah. I mean, or no. Remember don't use the D-word around here... ( ah, D4 stands 4 duality shayne, and no, it's not an engine) "Varoom! Varoom! ".    Right after I said that shayne didn't berieve me anymore. But, I don't believe, in shayne... even if he said, "apple", I'd feel it was, a peanut. Wait a minute, I thunk I got that backwards. Oh yeah, if shayne said "God is a peanut.", I's say... "how many?" Then he'd like split it in two, and say, "see?", and I'd say, " uh ah, jus one, nut." "
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piss off old dude. ya old fart.

hahaha.

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Roeyh! What happened to love??.. :)
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Apr.13.2008
10:19PM EDT 
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Apr.14.2008
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Quote: "I'm tellin' ya 88 is a girl number. God won't like bein' a girl. He would much rather be a number... but not 88. It's like... infinity infinity where's my virginity? Under the bed, I don't know. Like, yeah. I mean, or no. Remember don't use the D-word around here... ( ah, D4 stands 4 duality shayne, and no, it's not an engine) "Varoom! Varoom! ".    Right after I said that shayne didn't berieve me anymore. But, I don't believe, in shayne... even if he said, "apple", I'd feel it was, a peanut. Wait a minute, I thunk I got that backwards. Oh yeah, if shayne said "God is a peanut.", I's say... "how many?" Then he'd like split it in two, and say, "see?", and I'd say, " uh ah, jus one, nut." "
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lolololololol

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