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vertical line Posted on Apr.11.2008 @ 01:17PM EDT by catherine

I am just beginning my path towards zen and buddhism, and I am wondering about sex. The principles of zen tell us to refrain from pleasure and to maintain chastity, does that mean we shouldn't have sex at all?

Please explain or give me your oppinions. Thanks, Catherine.


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Reply from 9999999
Apr.11.2008
01:36PM EDT 
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vertical line sex has no effect on what-you-are

someone said "you need to do these things in order to..."

when it comes time for sex, memory says, "someone said dont do this!"

when it comes time for cigarettes, memory says, "someone said this is bad for you!"

when it comes time for alcohol, memory says, "someone said you shouldnt do this!"

before memory says anything: before it says, "i am a woman, i am a body, i am a buddhist, i am so and so, i make this much money, i have these things, etc"

before memory says anything what-you-are is exactly how-it-is.  just be as-you-are.  be as-you-are without the help of any second hand knowledge (something someone said about you).  

without remembering: what is your name?  how old are you?  

it is effortless to be. 

what-you-are is altogether beyond all of this (even being)

jibba jabba gibberish blabba


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Reply from ______
Apr.11.2008
01:59PM EDT 
vertical line Fup me!
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Reply from Woodsman
Apr.11.2008
02:37PM EDT 
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vertical line And I thought I was just getting old. What's the question?

Ah, feel about the same about the two... Zen and Sex? Or Sex then Zen. Or Zen my way through Sex. Sex at Six, and Zen at When? Zen Thirty? Can't distinguish the two, or anything, more is less, if Zen is less, Zex is more. Ok Zen...
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Apr.11.2008
02:51PM EDT 
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vertical line HEH HOOO.  THE LOONY BIN.
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Apr.11.2008
02:59PM EDT 
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vertical line I am, a Zexaholic. whep, I think, therefore I can
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Apr.11.2008
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vertical line and if I don't think, it's still Zex. Got it? No, of course not.
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Reply from 77 zen ror
Apr.11.2008
08:23PM EDT 
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vertical line My you enjoy you path of Zen. Sex is a part of life. Do it with compassion. When the time comes for sex. Don't do just becase you get some.Understand the ture meaning of sex in the Zen way of life. Enjoy.
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Reply from Snibbler
Apr.11.2008
08:24PM EDT 
vertical line "Hrrmmh.."
Eat when hungry, and f* when horny I say. Use common sense, refrain from casual sex if you`re causing heartache (or generating bad reputation (since you`re female..)

Besides that, I might point out that "refrain from pleasure and to maintain chastity" sounds suspiciously similar to the path Buddha tried and found pointless as a mean/path for self liberation.
As I see it, self restraint can become self denial if you in reality want sex but uses this "rule" as an excuse for not having sex. Just my opinion.
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Apr.11.2008
08:40PM EDT 
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zen and the art of sex they should write. haha.

if anything.........focus on pleasing each other.

their is nothing WRONG with sex.

casual sex without love is another thing.

find love.

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Reply from 77 zen ror
Apr.11.2008
08:50PM EDT 
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vertical line What the world needs now is sex sweet sex. I'm sorry love sweet love. My mine wants yes you know. The joy of sex. Good book. Welcome to spring. My  I take your order.
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Apr.11.2008
09:35PM EDT 
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vertical line wHAT IS zEN?
What  is Sex?
Words?
It's like beatin' a dead... ah, never mind.
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Apr.11.2008
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vertical line Quote: "

zen and the art of sex they should write. haha.

if anything.........focus on pleasing each other.

their is nothing WRONG with sex.

casual sex without love is another thing.

find love.

"
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Nothing wrong with "casual sex without love" either, unless you think otherwise.. (might lead to love thou)
But by all means, do everything in life with love, that sounds reazonable to me.
BE love.
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Apr.11.2008
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vertical line Find love..?? jhizzz... gnarl, grmbhle...
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Apr.11.2008
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vertical line Oh who needs em?

Not really... he he ey baby

Want some Zen?

Hey, it's a good first line. Believe me. please... or not... sneither
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Apr.11.2008
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vertical line Oh, I found love, it was lying right next to enlightenment, how clumsy of me. Well`must go and find someone to give me happiness now, hope I find some money on the way too, kinda broke.
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Apr.11.2008
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vertical line Zen breaks you.
So does sex.
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Apr.11.2008
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vertical line Quote: "Oh who needs em?

Not really... he he ey baby

Want some Zen?

Hey, it's a good first line. Believe me. please... or not... sneither
"
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Oh, hi there Woods, looking for a rim job are we?;)
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Apr.11.2008
09:55PM EDT 
vertical line Quote: "Zen breaks you.
So does sex.
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Thats for you to know, and the rest of us to find out:)
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Apr.11.2008
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vertical line Quote: "Quote: "Oh who needs em?

Not really... he he ey baby

Want some Zen?

Hey, it's a good first line. Believe me. please... or not... sneither
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Oh, hi there Woods, looking for a rim job are we?;)
"
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I live in the woods. Tree?
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vertical line Quote: "Quote: "Zen breaks you.
So does sex.
"
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Thats for you to know, and the rest of us to find out:)
"
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It isn't no two hands clapping. It's only one silence.
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vertical line ...
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vertical line Quote: "Quote: "Quote: "Zen breaks you.
So does sex.
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Thats for you to know, and the rest of us to find out:)
"
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It isn't no two hands clapping. It's only one silence.
"
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Are you pissed at me, or did you just give me a koan??.. Hmmm... Think I`ll better solve this
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Apr.12.2008
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vertical line snibbler was correct. be love dont look for it.
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vertical line Quote: "Quote: "Quote: "Quote: "Zen breaks you.
So does sex.
"
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Thats for you to know, and the rest of us to find out:)
"
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It isn't no two hands clapping. It's only one silence.
"
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Are you pissed at me, or did you just give me a koan??.. Hmmm... Think I`ll better solve this
"
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I piss outside, not on you. Unless you are under me. Oh my ego leaks...
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Apr.12.2008
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vertical line Lego!:)
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vertical line Wong!

Gong!

or

Song?
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Apr.12.2008
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vertical line Ong?
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vertical line Hmmm.. Ong? Ong!:)
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vertical line Or just let go? Wait, Le`go!:)
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vertical line I knew there was something deeply profound and deeply meaningful behind every word of you`rs Woods!:)
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Apr.12.2008
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vertical line Yeah.. Isn`t it!?...
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Apr.13.2008
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vertical line Quote: "Fup me!"
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Nope. Hav`nt had sex in ages, but would not recommend it to anyone.
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Apr.13.2008
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vertical line Quote: "Quote: "Fup me!"
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Nope. Hav`nt had sex in ages, but would not recommend it to anyone.
"
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You are Onan the libetarian so what wouldn't you recommend to anyone?  How does one have sex?  Is it shorthand for I did not have sexual relations with that fish.  Are you having sex when you masturbate?  No, I'm not talking about chewing your food.  Wait a minute, maybe I am talking about chewing your food. 
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vertical line I had a dream!

And you were in it. Or I was... let's talk.
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Apr.13.2008
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vertical line Ah ok. Do you shave your legs too?  No need to answer that - I say Hello, I say Goodbye.
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Reply from 77 zen ror
Apr.15.2008
09:45PM EDT 
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vertical line Was it good sex?. I wont tell a sole. When do you want to go camping?.
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Apr.16.2008
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Apr.16.2008
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vertical line Zen,sex,cooking,eating, good food. enjoying life on life terms. :)
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vertical line What`d U say? Chipp in!  Le` make so`me excellento zen tog`eater! We need more chefs, coome aan, tha m`ore chefs tha butter the zen!:)

Yeah, yeah Woods... Bla. bla. bad baad Snibs etc.. etc. ;:^/)
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vertical line No, thinking about "it" is not about the wood "getting on", but "giving off" the wood.

But just the wood, equally speaking... or, yeah... pops, creaks, snaps, or cracks... is giving off sound, just sounds.


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Creatures, Animals, The Human Engage Regular Intercourse Not Extinguishing

the process of rebirth.

Live functionally

Non-Attachment

With Metta

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Apr.17.2008
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vertical line Love sweet love in the spring time.
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Quote: "Love sweet love in the spring time."
.........

Rory Often Recall Your

previous drinking problems.

Having surmUont your insurmUontable

diffullties you must  never allow it

  to "drown you" again.

Winter, Spring , Summer , Autumn

And All.

With Metta

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Rory Often Recall Your

previous drinking problems.

Having surmount your insurmountable

diffullties you must  never allow it

  to "drown you" again.

Winter, Spring , Summer , Autumn

And All.

With Metta

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vertical line hardie har har!

I can't help it.

Who'd wanna?
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Words of encouragement for Rory that has this

Wonderful Opportunity. Obstacles Demonstrated Self Mental Attitude Needed

to overcome addiction.

Thank you for keeping this forum alive.

With Metta

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vertical line I am a sinner!

or I was anyway

like a few years ago

maybe like, 20

but now

I

am

just a

holy joe
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Quote: "I am a sinner!

or I was anyway

like a few years ago

maybe like, 20

but now

I

am

just a

holy joe
"
.........

With Our Own Defilements Sinners Must Acknowledge Nature still forgives man

With Metta

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Quote: "I am a sinner!

or I was anyway

like a few years ago

maybe like, 20

but now

I

am

just a

holy joe
"
.........

With Our Own Defilements Sinners Must Acknowledge Nature still forgives man

With Metta

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Quote: "I am a sinner!

or I was anyway

like a few years ago

maybe like, 20

but now

I

am

just a

holy joe
"
.........

With Our Own Defilements Sinners Must Acknowledge Nature still forgives man

With Metta

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Quote: "I am a sinner!

or I was anyway

like a few years ago

maybe like, 20

but now

I

am

just a

holy joe
"
.........

With Our Own Defilements Sinners Must Acknowledge Nature still forgives man

With Metta

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Apr.18.2008
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vertical line I enjoy sex just as much as the nexts man. But my 10 years of sobrity is more to think about. Then a lap around the hair bush. There got to be a pure understanding of the two people who are gone to make it. Then the sex well be enjoyed and understood. Not like to dogs going at it. For sex to work it's got to be understood. A lesson in Sex 101.
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vertical line I, am a, sexaholic. Been celibate  for over 20 years. I can't remember. Maybe not. Ok, I lied.
So, I'm a lieaholic. Haven't lied in over 20 years! Or laid, been, there, um.

Did I ever say I had a very vivid imagination?

I'm not changin' that one! Uh uh! No! Plus, I have no will, over it. So I'm useless.

Wait, I see a sign. It reads "Stop". Oh, ok, thanks. :)
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Quote: "I enjoy sex just as much as the nexts man. But my 10 years of sobrity is more to think about. Then a lap around the hair bush. There got to be a pure understanding of the two people who are gone to make it. Then the sex well be enjoyed and understood. Not like to dogs going at it. For sex to work it's got to be understood. A lesson in Sex 101."
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Enjoying Sex.  Realising Our Requirement Your

Wonder On Observing Doggy Sex. Man, Animals Nature

has a part to play in this cycle of Birth and Death.

With Metta

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Quote: "Not like to dogs going at it."
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right 

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Quote: "What I drink has nothing to do with you so fuck off lehish."
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didn't say it did

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Quote: "Yeah, fuck you lehish! What you so happy abouth, huh??! "
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lololol

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Apr.20.2008
10:43AM EDT 
vertical line Espresso black obsidian obsession with how much coffee on the coffee? And a lot! Jeez!!
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Reply from ______
Apr.20.2008
10:45AM EDT 
vertical line Ululatiion, but is it any good for sex? And how much is too much, for sex-fucky fucky long tine short tine?
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Apr.20.2008
10:46AM EDT 
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Quote: "Espresso black obsidian obsession with how much coffee on the coffee? And a lot! Jeez!!"
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lol

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Apr.20.2008
10:52AM EDT 
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Quote: "Ululatiion, but is it any good for sex? And how much is too much, for sex-fucky fucky long tine short tine? "
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shangtang qaltropl 

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Reply from ______
Apr.20.2008
10:57AM EDT 
vertical line Coffee, gimme coffee, gotta havva coffee godda havva coffee coffee coffffffffffeeeeeeee - all the dirty talk made me!!!! yes made me WANT TO DO MORE COFFEE!!!
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Reply from ______
Apr.20.2008
11:31AM EDT 
vertical line Satisfied? Ok, you've had your coffee now fuck off!
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Apr.20.2008
05:03PM EDT 
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Quote: "Satisfied? Ok, you've had your coffee now fuck off! "
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lol

(lehish doesn't drink coffee)

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Reply from ______
Apr.20.2008
06:26PM EDT 
vertical line Ah, so the I lehish I, vicariously assumes that someone else does, and lots of it to boot, interesting and most revealing.
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Reply from ______
Apr.20.2008
07:09PM EDT 
vertical line Drinking coffee is for cissies - Industrial quantities of coffee are best smoked in a giant hookah, the grounds hypodermically injected into the eyes and temples for maximum effect.
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Apr.20.2008
10:10PM EDT 
Email 9999999
vertical line Quote: "Drinking coffee is for cissies - Industrial quantities of coffee are best smoked in a giant hookah, the grounds hypodermically injected into the eyes and temples for maximum effect. "
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pavemen...ta!
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Reply from ______
Apr.21.2008
05:22AM EDT 
vertical line Dogs "going at it" 'go at it' as dogs.
Cats as cats.
And frogs as frogs.
Humans look, learn
And 'go at it' like knives.
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Apr.21.2008
08:54AM EDT 
vertical line Great!... Now I lost it..
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Apr.21.2008
11:09AM EDT 
vertical line Ke? Ululatiion?.. :)
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Apr.21.2008
12:25PM EDT 
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Quote: "Ah, so the I lehish I, vicariously assumes that someone else does, and lots of it to boot, interesting and most revealing."
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you read 'asking' if were drinking coffee as if was assuming you were drinking coffee ?

what is the "lot of it to boot" you're referring to ?

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Apr.21.2008
12:25PM EDT 
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Apr.21.2008
12:50PM EDT 
vertical line Yeah, I'm taking a post-coital swim in it. Any objections?
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Apr.21.2008
01:08PM EDT 
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Quote: "Yeah, I'm taking a post-coital swim in it. Any objections?"
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lol

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Apr.21.2008
01:31PM EDT 
vertical line Quote: "Yeah, I'm taking a post-coital swim in it. Any objections?"
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post-coital??..:)

Moron.. Anyhway, it`s ULUATION TIME! YEAHY!:)

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Apr.21.2008
01:32PM EDT 
vertical line lehish, stop teasing the poor man!:)
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Apr.21.2008
02:06PM EDT 
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Apr.21.2008
02:07PM EDT 
vertical line Oh boy, you aren't even close.
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Apr.21.2008
02:14PM EDT 
vertical line What no quantity? lolololololololololololololololololot
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Apr.21.2008
02:42PM EDT 
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lol

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Apr.21.2008
02:44PM EDT 
vertical line Squawk
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Apr.21.2008
03:42PM EDT 
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kwauqS

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