A monk asked the priest Kan-feng:
-Bhagavats in the ten directions got one straight road to Nirvana. I dare to ask where that road is?
Kan-feng lifted up his staff, drew a line in the air, and said:
-Here it is. more...
" ......... A parrot with a gibbering coffee fixation. lol? Or To be precise I'm not asking the parrot anything, the parrot keeps doing the asking - the clue is in the inverted commas.