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→→→→ vertical line TOPIC: RED ROBIN
vertical line Posted on Jul.10.2008 @ 08:41PM EDT by Woodsman
Red robin, red robin sounds in a name, silently spoken, tells us of rain.
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Reply from Snibbler
Jul.11.2008
07:21PM EDT 
vertical line Whether it`s spoken, whether it`s not
All I can say is, Wodsmann please stop
You`re riming is lousy, this is enough
See, here is someone, that knows when to

:)
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Reply from Woodsman
Jul.12.2008
02:19PM EDT 
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vertical line Puffed up pocket bill
out on the sunny lawn
Will need no worm's forgiveness
picking ones up before the dawn.
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Reply from Snibbler
Jul.12.2008
11:49PM EDT 
vertical line The pain and the horror, I told you to stop
Now riming has worsen, and rating has dropped

Should Grunthos, a Vogon, be writing such mess,
He`d do it much better, than you I would guess
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Reply from Snibbler
Jul.13.2008
12:01AM EDT 
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(Relax mind
Relax body
Relax bowels
Relax.
Do not fall over.
You are a cloud.
You are raining.
Do not rain
While train
Is standing at a station.
Move with the wind.
Apologise where necessary.

Grunthos the Flatulent - Zen And The Art Of Going To The Lavatory
A 12-book epic with the work title My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles.)

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Reply from Woodsman
Jul.13.2008
12:03AM EDT 
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vertical line I can tell Alan on you, you know.
So if you want poo, I think you should go.
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Reply from Snibbler
Jul.13.2008
10:38AM EDT 
vertical line Jeezes, You`re such a snitcher!
Now I see this to be true
There is only one bitch here
And I think you know its you!
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Reply from shayne
Jul.13.2008
10:48AM EDT 
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vertical line hahahahahhahahahah
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Reply from Woodsman
Jul.13.2008
01:19PM EDT 
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vertical line i CAN TELL aLAN ON sHAYNEE'S LAUGHIN' TOO!
cUZ HE WON'T TAKE SIDES, FOR ME OR FOR YOU!

wait a minute, he will take Sides!!!

Alan, shaynees laughin!

And Snibblers is a dribblers.
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Reply from Woodsman
Jul.13.2008
01:44PM EDT 
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vertical line The biggest part, the biggest most worstest part, is that they made the robin fly away, and off topic, again. Some robin robbers never learn, or can't. That's why they're here!
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Reply from Snibbler
Jul.13.2008
08:14PM EDT 
vertical line Shhhhh!, here you whining little girl, jeezes:

In the garden of England dead moles lie inside their holes
The dead-end tunnels crumble in the rain underfoot
Innit a shame?

Can't you see them?
Can't you see them?
roots can't hold them
Bugs console them

I fight with the handle of my little brown broom
I pull out the wires of the telephone
I hurt in the head and
I hurt in the acting bone
Now
I smash up the telly with remains of the broken phone
I fighting for the crust of the little brown loaf
I want it I want it I want it give it to me
(I give it you back when I finish the lunchtea)
I lie in the road try to trip up the passing cars
Yes me and the hedgehog
We bursting the tyres all day
As we roll down the highway towards the setting sun
I reflect on the life of the Highwayman yum yum
Now I smash up the telly and what's left of
The broken phone

[ Little Red Robin Hood Hit The Road Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]
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Reply from Woodsman
Jul.13.2008
09:47PM EDT 
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vertical line Fine! I'll be fat then.
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Reply from 9999999
Jul.13.2008
10:56PM EDT 
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vertical line have it your way then woods!
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Reply from Woodsman
Jul.13.2008
11:17PM EDT 
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vertical line What am I yelling for?

I'm not!

There are three eggs in the nest above the utility box. And I changed the water in the birdbath out back.

Please let it rain.
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Reply from Snibbler
Jul.14.2008
11:45PM EDT 
vertical line Dang, we`ve had sun almost everyday up to now! Probable catch a cold now, stupid Woodsmann.....
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Reply from Woodsman
Jul.15.2008
04:02PM EDT 
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Reply from Snibbler
Jul.15.2008
09:24PM EDT 
vertical line So, whats rainman up to? :)
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Reply from ______
Jul.18.2008
07:02AM EDT 
vertical line Look at this.
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Reply from Woodsman
Jul.18.2008
08:56AM EDT 
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vertical line Feel that!
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Reply from Woodsman
Jul.18.2008
09:01AM EDT 
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vertical line Ja, it raint.
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