When Gensha Shibi, a Chinese Zen master, and a general
were eating cakes together,
the general asked:
- What is it that's used everyday but not known?
The master handed a piece of cake to the general and said:
- Eat this...
God knows. I heard he tar-blacked his buggy wingy thingy, got foreshortened peggy leggy was never heard to exclaim buzzy fuzzy buzzy buzzy wuz wuzzy wuz. Some say he's working on a cure for male pattern baldness.