A monk asked the priest Kan-feng:
-Bhagavats in the ten directions got one straight road to Nirvana. I dare to ask where that road is?
Kan-feng lifted up his staff, drew a line in the air, and said:
-Here it is. more...
God knows. I heard he tar-blacked his buggy wingy thingy, got foreshortened peggy leggy was never heard to exclaim buzzy fuzzy buzzy buzzy wuz wuzzy wuz. Some say he's working on a cure for male pattern baldness.