One day Yao-shan Wei-yen (750-834), one of the well-known Chinese Ch'an master, was asked by the host of the monastery to give his sermon to the assembly who for a long while was expecting his teaching. Yao-shan said: "Strike the bell."
God knows. I heard he tar-blacked his buggy wingy thingy, got foreshortened peggy leggy was never heard to exclaim buzzy fuzzy buzzy buzzy wuz wuzzy wuz. Some say he's working on a cure for male pattern baldness.