A monk came to say good bye to Ch'an master Niaowo (Bird's Nest). He said:
-Thank you, Sir, for everything you've done for me. Now I got to go.
-Where will you go?
-Any place where I can learn Buddha dharmas.
Posted on Aug.20.2008 @ 10:39PM EDTbyWoodsman
Um. That duct tape I had on my foot, well... it fell off, somewhere. It just... I don't know, but. So don't step on any duct tape, with my wart on it, or it may your wart, and duct tape, now. I don't miss it, at all. But you must, be, without, it. I am.
Alert off, I found the duct tape that fell off, it was in my shoe. You may now step without fear of warting yourself, or feet.
Wait a min... (woodsdough examining found duct tape under microscope)... this is not duct tape and wart! It's some old band aide, minus wart aide! Alert back on! Off tape alert on!!! Examine all feet now, again!