Tri Bao was the Vietnamese Zen master of the 10th generation of the linage of Vo Ngon Thong. When he did not realize yet the Tao, he happened meeting a Zen monk. The Zen monk asked him:
- Where did you come from when you were born,...
Posted on Aug.20.2008 @ 10:39PM EDTbyWoodsman
Um. That duct tape I had on my foot, well... it fell off, somewhere. It just... I don't know, but. So don't step on any duct tape, with my wart on it, or it may your wart, and duct tape, now. I don't miss it, at all. But you must, be, without, it. I am.
Alert off, I found the duct tape that fell off, it was in my shoe. You may now step without fear of warting yourself, or feet.
Wait a min... (woodsdough examining found duct tape under microscope)... this is not duct tape and wart! It's some old band aide, minus wart aide! Alert back on! Off tape alert on!!! Examine all feet now, again!