One day, Chang-sha Ching-tsen (d. 868), one of the well-known Chinese Ch'an masters, wandered in the mountain. When he was back just at the gate of the temple, the head monk asked him:
-Where have you been, Sir?
To Snib or not to snib. That is the snibbsen, Whether it is more noble of this Snib to suffer the slings and arrows of an outrageous fortune, nor to take arms against a sea of trouble, and by opposing, end them? To die, to Snibbs. No more, and by a Snib to say we end the thousand heartaches and suffering that this flesh is heir to, this a consummation devoutly to be wished.
(Written from memory without use of Google!!! And yeah, you`re damn right I`m proud!:)