A monk asked the priest Kan-feng:
-Bhagavats in the ten directions got one straight road to Nirvana. I dare to ask where that road is?
Kan-feng lifted up his staff, drew a line in the air, and said:
-Here it is. more...
To Snib or not to snib. That is the snibbsen, Whether it is more noble of this Snib to suffer the slings and arrows of an outrageous fortune, nor to take arms against a sea of trouble, and by opposing, end them? To die, to Snibbs. No more, and by a Snib to say we end the thousand heartaches and suffering that this flesh is heir to, this a consummation devoutly to be wished.
(Written from memory without use of Google!!! And yeah, you`re damn right I`m proud!:)