One day when P'ang layman (740-808)was selling bamboo baskets at the market place of Hung-chou. Seeing a monk begging alms, he took out a cash and said:
-Can you tell me how to appreciate alms?
The monk had nothing to say.
To Snib or not to snib. That is the snibbsen, Whether it is more noble of this Snib to suffer the slings and arrows of an outrageous fortune, nor to take arms against a sea of trouble, and by opposing, end them? To die, to Snibbs. No more, and by a Snib to say we end the thousand heartaches and suffering that this flesh is heir to, this a consummation devoutly to be wished.
(Written from memory without use of Google!!! And yeah, you`re damn right I`m proud!:)