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  A monk came to say good bye to Ch'an master Niaowo (Bird's Nest). He said:
-Thank you, Sir, for everything you've done for me. Now I got to go.
Niaowo asked:
-Where will you go?
-Any place where I can learn Buddha dharmas.
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→→→→ vertical line TOPIC: ARE YOU JAPANESE?
vertical line Posted on Sep.07.2008 @ 11:06AM EDT by Number9
If you are Japanese you will be able to tell that I have satori. I also have a motorbike. I'm a celibate monk, but I'm always open to offers. I like women but they don't like me so it's easier to say I'm celibate. I also like handguns and I am a dead eye shot. I like to hang out with other monks sharing a beer or three and I look forward to sharing hallucinatory and satories here with other zen monks with or without motorbikes and transcendental ideas about heaven in the void.
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Reply from Snibbler
Sep.07.2008
11:58AM EDT 
vertical line You have a tolerance problem...
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Reply from Snibbler
Sep.07.2008
12:04PM EDT 
vertical line I`ts not healthy to refer to oneself in third person... 
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Reply from Snibbler
Sep.08.2008
08:16PM EDT 
vertical line Oboy, this gotta be the best censored tread ever!:) Kinda empty, wonder,... Hello?... ello?... ello?...
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