A monk came to say good bye to Ch'an master Niaowo (Bird's Nest). He said:
-Thank you, Sir, for everything you've done for me. Now I got to go.
-Where will you go?
-Any place where I can learn Buddha dharmas.
Posted on Sep.07.2008 @ 11:06AM EDTbyNumber9
If you are Japanese you will be able to tell that I have satori. I also have a motorbike. I'm a celibate monk, but I'm always open to offers. I like women but they don't like me so it's easier to say I'm celibate. I also like handguns and I am a dead eye shot. I like to hang out with other monks sharing a beer or three and I look forward to sharing hallucinatory and satories here with other zen monks with or without motorbikes and transcendental ideas about heaven in the void.