Someone said to me once: *If God didnt want us to masturbate we would have shorter arms.*

Still I advocate saving the energy for dreaming or visions.  At least for myself, I have sex that way.  About once a month I knock out an orgasm with my sex doll.  That is masturbation too really, just with a kick-ass visual aid.  We should have had one in Sex Ed.  Go to boytoydolls.com and take a look at miss August.  She's great.

If you consider the full impact of Oneness on our relationships, isnt it all masturbatory ?

I asked a friend who was also awakened how she sustained a relationship in the midst of Oneness, and she said, *We just that central to what we are doing.*

Quote: "Zen Masturbation Phallusy ... Jeez ... drillbits and wingnuts.

It's your addiction to oil that determines your foreign policy.

Attention ... Attention ... Attention! ... the sound of one hand practicing.


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What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Sort of like someone with a cleft Palate whispering *tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, .....

Quote: "I'm just finding that I am leaking and from what I read about Taoism, it says that semen is chi, the life force and to be honest, it surely feels that way when it's all out and I feel cleaned out. I cannot do both, thus I am trying to cut on masturbation and focus on the spiritual side more."
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All I know is that if you keep your mitts off your paddy wacker

the tension/pressure will build up until it is released through dreaming.

The sex Ive had in dreams and visions is far better that the sex Ive had in real life.

One day, working as a Veterans Rep, I had a hearing with a vet who was claiming service connected disability for a *masturbatory disorder*.

Seems he had been caught, and arrested, when whacking off in the toilet displays at the Sears department store.  His defense in court was that he had contracted a mental condition, a masturbatory disorder, in the service when women were few and far between.  He was following that up by pursueing a case for service connection with the VA.

Usually the Hearing Officer would meet and greet the vet and his wife before the hearing got started.  This time he didnt seem to want to shake the vets hand for some reason.  He just sat down behind his table.  He was forthright in his questioning of the vet, and showed no disdain, but during the hearing he did not look at me at all, and neither did I look at him, I think because we both knew that if we looked at each other we would break out laughing.

Life is funny sometimes.  But masturbation is a natural thing.  All of our secrets are the same.

They say....

that if you keep yourself generally hungry, you curb your sexual appetites, because your mind and body are dealing with a more pressing sensation.

There are many references to monks, desert fathers, hermits and the like that expound on their impoverished and plain diets, particularly those living in spartan conditions.  Eating little was a key factor in maintaining humility and in fact the russian hermits, for instance, had to guard against developing pride over the austerity of their sustenance should it lessen their humility.

So yeah, solution suggestion:

Go and live in the desert, and spend half your time trying to catch a few locusts and scrape up a bit of wild honey - hopefully your not allergic to bees.

Then when your in your down time, and your guts are eating themself with hunger, see if you feel like a wank then.

Quote: "sexually obsessive fatties"
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There is a woman I dance with who has offered me sex many times, and she is good looking too, so its hard to turn down.

She used to weigh 300 pounds, and now is about half of less of that.  She lost a lot of weight when she broke up with her husband. 

Im pretty sure that if I got myself into a relationship with her she would zoom right back up to 300 pounds again.

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