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Posted on Aug.29.2012 @ 11:06AM EDT by shayne
you put him up on a cross........but still he loves you.
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.29.2012
01:06PM EDT
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Darth Vader? |
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Reply from simple
Aug.29.2012
02:18PM EDT
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Revenge is a dish best served cold. |
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Reply from Avisitor
Aug.29.2012
09:32PM EDT
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He has never met me Lots of people don't like me Anyway, let him be .. I'm sure he has other things on his mind .. hahaha |
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Reply from esoteric
Aug.30.2012
12:03AM EDT
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Quote: "Revenge is a dish best served cold." .........
So...Khan is Darth Vader? I guess it could be. You never see them in the same place at the same time.
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.30.2012
12:49AM EDT
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From hell's heart I stab at thee, for hates sake I spit with my last breath at thee. |
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Reply from simple
Aug.30.2012
03:22AM EDT
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Quote: "Quote: "Revenge is a dish best served cold." .........
So...Khan is Darth Vader? I guess it could be. You never see them in the same place at the same time. " .........
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrGOyCb2SnE |
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Reply from shayne
Aug.30.2012
09:25AM EDT
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Quote: "From hell's heart I stab at thee, for hates sake I spit with my last breath at thee.
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hmmm....where oh were you ever hear this? and like.......why say this? haha.
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Reply from Woodsman
Aug.30.2012
11:12AM EDT
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The truth is hard to face. |
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.30.2012
01:11PM EDT
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He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up! |
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Reply from shayne
Aug.30.2012
05:25PM EDT
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Quote: "He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up! " .........
nah.....haha.
i cant run fast....its why i study martial arts.
haha.
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.30.2012
10:02PM EDT
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That's... that's why you put yourself on the cross. HAHA!! |
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Reply from shayne
Aug.30.2012
11:57PM EDT
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im talking about jesus. not me. |
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Reply from boymonk
Aug.31.2012
02:41AM EDT
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You no love us then? |
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Reply from Avisitor
Aug.31.2012
04:52AM EDT
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Quote: "The truth is hard to face.
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Only because the truth doesn't carry a face like the rest of us ... hahaha
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Reply from shayne
Aug.31.2012
11:52AM EDT
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Quote: "You no love us then?
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well yeah...i love ya.
eat that.
haha.
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Reply from starduster
Sep.02.2012
04:18AM EDT
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Quote: "Quote: "He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up! " .........
nah.....haha.
i cant run fast....its why i study martial arts.
haha. " .........
Im almost 60. I have to pull some slick moves in a matter of seconds or it will be too late. Im not swapping punches. I will do what I have to do as fast as I can, come what may.
Im usually underestimated. By the time they figure out I can be dangerous its too late.
Its usually my instinct to go for the throat. I find that once you have a firm grip on their windpipe, and give them a choice between fighting and breathing, they pick breathing. One guy told me to go ahead and kill him, but of course I didnt. I just let him go and walked away. |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Sep.02.2012
07:03AM EDT
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Clench through the wrist, nails like a fist.
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Reply from starduster
Sep.02.2012
08:58AM EDT
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I saw a guy in a bar working a girl over pretty good. He had her in a headlock. Her feet were coming up off the floor about a foot as he jerked her around.
I ran over and pulled her loose. She ran out the door and down the street. Then I was standing there looking at a large angry fellow. So I reached out and grabbed his windpipe, then waited for the bouncers to come and throw him out.
When the bouncers got there it turned out he was a bouncer and they threw me out.
Some of the girls friends came back to the bar and kicked his ass. That didnt do me any good, I couldnt get back in, and I was there with a date too.
The girl and I fizzled out. But she did invite me to go out with her and her friends when they came to town. I think she wanted a bodyguard for them. But it was fun, so I went.
Sometimes life is just, interesting. |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Sep.02.2012
09:04AM EDT
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Oh mother, I can feel the LOLs falling over my head. |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Sep.02.2012
11:41AM EDT
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The Leaves, the Leaves ... .. . .
... .¸ • • • · Woah Mother, I can feel the Arghs and the Hahas falling over my head.
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Reply from nibble
Sep.02.2012
01:19PM EDT
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:) |
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Reply from starduster
Sep.03.2012
05:57AM EDT
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Quote: "
I saw a guy in a bar working a girl over pretty good. He had her in a headlock. Her feet were coming up off the floor about a foot as he jerked her around.
I ran over and pulled her loose. She ran out the door and down the street. Then I was standing there looking at a large angry fellow. So I reached out and grabbed his windpipe, then waited for the bouncers to come and throw him out.
When the bouncers got there it turned out he was a bouncer and they threw me out.
Some of the girls friends came back to the bar and kicked his ass. That didnt do me any good, I couldnt get back in, and I was there with a date too.
The girl and I fizzled out. But she did invite me to go out with her and her friends when they came to town. I think she wanted a bodyguard for them. But it was fun, so I went.
Sometimes life is just, interesting.
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The girl I was on a date with was a big lesson for me, never to go out with people you work with. We worked in the same office, and at first I saw our mutual attraction, and that we had both just ended relationships with other people, but I wasnt going to act on it. Then she asked me out and I thought that would make it okay. No, not at all.
We were on again off again for some time. She would become disinterested, then I would become disinterested, and then she would start it up again. Finally I decided to drop it for good, which was not easy when she proposed that we take a train trip together, which would have been fun. But I declined and suggested she ask someone else that I knew she had been dating. After that we were just friends.
When her girlfriends would come to visit DC from Florida, they would take me out with them. They seemed to think I was with her, but I was just there by myself. She like to bake and always brought cookies and cakes to work. That was nice. When I moved to another office she brought me some cookies there too. She was a very nice girl.
But I had to work in the same office with someone I had broken up with for over a year, and that was not always comfortable when other guys came around. What really broke us up was that I declined to quit smoking, which was really a big thing to her, *If you really loved me..., etc.* I suppose if I had it to do over again Id quit smoking. But if I had it to do over again, I wouldnt have divorced my second wife and would not have been available in the first place. |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Sep.03.2012
06:44AM EDT
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Quote: ":)
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Reply from Avisitor
Sep.03.2012
10:11AM EDT
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My wife asked me to quit smoking. I took two years but I quit. Have not had a cigarette for the past 7years. I love my wife.
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Reply from boymonk
Sep.03.2012
07:43PM EDT
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Quiet your wife. |
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Reply from starduster
Sep.04.2012
05:05AM EDT
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Quote: "My wife asked me to quit smoking. I took two years but I quit. Have not had a cigarette for the past 7years. I love my wife.
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I did finally quit, 15 years ago. And it took me 3 years to do it. I kept falling off the horse and getting back on again.
I think you have to really want to.
But I do have a system. Start with a pack a day, 20 cigs. Then each month smoke one less cig each day until they are gone. So the second month you get 19 a day, and then the third month you get 18 a day, etc.
i did find that the slower you quit the easier it is, and the more lasting the cure. I usually don't have any cravings to smoke. The only time I have even considered it has been when smoking pot, which I dont do anymore either. |
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Reply from simple
Sep.04.2012
07:25AM EDT
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3vvWVlDYfE
some music... |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Sep.04.2012
07:38AM EDT
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Jesus, the saints are coming through, going about swallowing and digesting raw onion vinegar. |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Sep.04.2012
11:00AM EDT
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Whoooooh, it's hot enough for angels to fly. |
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Reply from Avisitor
Sep.04.2012
06:51PM EDT
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Quote: "
Quote: "My wife asked me to quit smoking. I took two years but I quit. Have not had a cigarette for the past 7years. I love my wife.
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I did finally quit, 15 years ago. And it took me 3 years to do it. I kept falling off the horse and getting back on again.
I think you have to really want to.
But I do have a system. Start with a pack a day, 20 cigs. Then each month smoke one less cig each day until they are gone. So the second month you get 19 a day, and then the third month you get 18 a day, etc.
i did find that the slower you quit the easier it is, and the more lasting the cure. I usually don't have any cravings to smoke. The only time I have even considered it has been when smoking pot, which I dont do anymore either. " ......... Every once in a while, I will have a dream where I am smoking a cigarette. Don't know if that is the desire coming back. But, I have definitely quit. As for the smoking pot, I find that as soon as I'm high that I wish I wasn't. I like my head where it is ... stupid me.
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Reply from Joe Chip
Sep.05.2012
05:59AM EDT
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Ah yes, I see, truth for you doesn't exist because you're still looking for it ... puff. |
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Reply from starduster
Sep.05.2012
06:37AM EDT
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Quote: "Whoooooh, it's hot enough for angels to fly. " .........
Ive always looked forward to retiring to a warmer and dryer climate, like the desert SW of Arizona or Nevada. Probably Nevada since prostitution is legal there.
Im not too old to chase women, just to old to catch them. Im also old enough to know that there is no free sex. Sooner or later, one way or another, you pay.
But Im finding I cant take the heat. I used to think over 90 was hot, then over 80, and now over 70 is too hot for me. So I better just stay put in the pacific northwest where it is warm in the winter (40s) and cool in the summer (70s). |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Sep.05.2012
06:49AM EDT
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A W Hoop in Hell. |
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Reply from simple
Sep.06.2012
06:55AM EDT
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Reply from Avisitor
Sep.06.2012
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Quote: "Ive always looked forward to retiring to a warmer and dryer climate, like the desert SW of Arizona or Nevada. Probably Nevada since prostitution is legal there.
Im not too old to chase women, just to old to catch them. Im also old enough to know that there is no free sex. Sooner or later, one way or another, you pay.
But Im finding I cant take the heat. I used to think over 90 was hot, then over 80, and now over 70 is too hot for me. So I better just stay put in the pacific northwest where it is warm in the winter (40s) and cool in the summer (70s). " ......... I am getting the same messages from my body. Use to love the heat. Now, I feel it as an oppression. During the summers, I will stand in front of the a/c outlet vents at malls or big stores. But, moving isn't an option for me. I want to be close to family.
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Reply from Joe Chip
Sep.06.2012
08:18AM EDT
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Male menopause. |
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Reply from simple
Sep.06.2012
08:52AM EDT
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Reply from Avisitor
Sep.06.2012
10:23AM EDT
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Quote: "Male menopause." ......... You would get hot flashes. This is weather related. Different animal
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Reply from Joe Chip
Sep.06.2012
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uh-huh ... menopausal. |
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Reply from Avisitor
Sep.06.2012
01:05PM EDT
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Take the crap or get off the toilet |
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Reply from boymonk
Sep.06.2012
01:07PM EDT
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Should keep hands off crap, not sanitary. |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Sep.06.2012
02:21PM EDT
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Avowal control. [One I missed earlier] |
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Reply from Avisitor
Sep.06.2012
05:51PM EDT
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Quote: "Should keep hands off crap, not sanitary.
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Why? Are you afraid I'd steal it??? ... hahaha
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Reply from boymonk
Sep.06.2012
10:09PM EDT
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Quote: "Quote: "Should keep hands off crap, not sanitary.
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Why? Are you afraid I'd steal it??? ... hahaha " .........
Avatar stealing sh*t left and right.
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Reply from boymonk
Sep.06.2012
10:10PM EDT
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Quote: "Quote: "You no love us then?
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well yeah...i love ya.
eat that.
haha.
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He loves us guys... but he wants you to eat him, ugh.
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Reply from Joe Chip
Sep.07.2012
06:32AM EDT
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It's heavy and Avisitor can hold it, but not for much longer. |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Sep.07.2012
06:33AM EDT
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It's heavy and Avisitor can hold it, but not for much longer. |
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Reply from Joe Chip
Sep.07.2012
10:07PM EDT
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4X 'em if they can't take a jokeupus, eh? |
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