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  Posted on Aug.01.2009 @ 09:07PM EDT by chontri

Not to be reached by traveling is the end of the world,
Yet there is no release from sorrow
Unless you reach the end of the world.

The one who is wise and lives... continue...

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vertical line Posted on Nov.23.2012 @ 04:08AM EDT by starduster
Religions 101;no offence intended,  have a laugh at yourselves and don't take it seriously
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Reply from Sam Hardy
Nov.23.2012
04:34AM EDT 
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vertical line That says it all !! 
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Reply from Sam Hardy
Nov.23.2012
05:58AM EDT 
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One missing though it’s not a religion (nor is atheism) :

Agnosticism: We can’t know s—t.


Have a good day, y'all.
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Reply from Joe Chip
Nov.23.2012
08:22AM EDT 
vertical line You don't give a $h¡†.

Dydd da!
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Reply from so_teh
Nov.23.2012
01:41PM EDT 
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vertical line I have a copy of this sheet with other religions on it, also. There was one for Zen that said, "What is the sound of sh!t happening."
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Reply from leoj99
Nov.23.2012
01:46PM EDT 
vertical line Quote: "I have a copy of this sheet with other religions on it, also. There was one for Zen that said, "What is the sound of sh!t happening.""
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Sssssshhhhhhiiiiiiiirrrrrrrttttttttt...... wow very relaxing...lol
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Reply from Joe Chip
Nov.23.2012
01:58PM EDT 
vertical line Gnosticism: Know Šh¡t.
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Reply from Joe Chip
Nov.23.2012
02:21PM EDT 
vertical line Religion. God help ya!
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Reply from Joe Chip
Nov.24.2012
07:01AM EDT 
vertical line Transcendental Meditation: $#¡†. $#¡†. $#¡†...
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Reply from starduster
Nov.24.2012
10:54PM EDT 
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Quote: "Transcendental Meditation: $#¡†. $#¡†. $#¡†... "
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No Bull$hit, no roses !!

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Reply from Sam Hardy
Nov.25.2012
06:58AM EDT 
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vertical line Quote: "You don't give a $h¡†.

Dydd da!
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Solipsism: Only I’m $h¡†.

Philanthropy : Give a $h¡†

Joe. You're a philanthropist too.  You donate generously.  ebl

Cynicism: I could give a $h¡†. 

 

Indifferentism: one $h¡† is as good as another

 

Fyi: It’s ‘bore da’ not ‘dydd da’. For some reason the Welsh don’t say ‘good day’ we say good morning, good afternoon or good evening.  Maybe it’s because we’re realists and more in the now than other nationalities.  Not that I speak much Welsh. 


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Nov.25.2012
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vertical line I lived in North Wales for a number of years. I went to school there. I was making a joke. Don't worry about it.
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Reply from football
Nov.25.2012
11:27AM EDT 
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vertical line "$hit Happens" I like that.
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Reply from Joe Chip
Nov.25.2012
11:32AM EDT 
vertical line You're in the money. Congratulations.
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Nov.27.2012
10:41AM EDT 
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vertical line Quote: "I lived in North Wales for a number of years. I went to school there. I was making a joke. Don't worry about it. "
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So you're a Welsh speaker?  Duw, duw.  Who would have thought it?

You're right.   I've checked and some people do say it.  In most parts they're still more likey to say 'bore da' or  'Mwyna (or joia) diwrnod dda'.  But I ain't no expert.
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Reply from Sam Hardy
Nov.27.2012
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Dualism: There's $h¡† and then  there's $h¡†.

Solipsism should be : Only I know there’s $h¡†.   

Pantheism: Everything’s $h¡†.

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Nov.27.2012
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I should have guessed you were a Gog.
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Reply from Joe Chip
Nov.27.2012
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vertical line You ain't no expert. I ain't no Gog.
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Nov.27.2012
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vertical line Quote: "You ain't no expert. I ain't no Gog."
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True.  I do not know much about gogs either. 

I meant God of course :)
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Reply from Sam Hardy
Nov.27.2012
02:01PM EDT 
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vertical line Not that I'm telling you what you are. 
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Reply from so_teh
Nov.27.2012
02:54PM EDT 
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vertical line Other: BullSh!t
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