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→→→→ vertical line TOPIC: GOD'S KOANS
vertical line Posted on Jun.25.2013 @ 08:55PM EDT by genericzen

"Don't do crack, cocaine, heroin, or meth!" - God

"I Cause spirits to? awaken beyond materialism" - God?

  • "I? Legalize? The Marijuana!"? - God

  • "Cannabis is a? Sacred and healing? plant I give to? you for meditation and medicine!" - God

  • "Yes! Animals and plants are sacred too and have souls and feelings and are special! All? species, and races and creations are holy and chosen by? me"? - God

  • "Its probably not wise to follow these? prophet people or these books, no Gurus are necessary, everyone is secretly God, just do awesome stuff! I am nature! Its not that hard to be a good person most of the time, that's all i'm asking? for,? please don't enact books anymore, you guys just intuitively know, thanks.. LOVE!!" - God

  • "how did you all forget the truth,? how did you become so mean and violent? and divided? just chill folks,? love everyone, enslave no one, appreciate the uniqueness of individuals and know that all things are one!" - God

  • "Be free, and do general good stuff, the?? only commandment is love, and try? to be nice! I am a healer to all things." - God


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