White is in actual and virtual fact the new black.
Wednesday, Once upon a time ... Simple Simon denies affiliation with Pie Man. [Said Simon: "I did meet him once, going to the fair, and enquired after his wares, but that was an end to it." He later said, "I'm sorry. I now remember that I had quite a friendly relationship with the PIE man."]
Also: Georgie Porgie denies links with Pudding & PIE 2. Four-and-twenty blackbirds never had any baking contact with PIE 5. Mayor of Hamelin denies links with PIE piper 94.