P'ang Yun (740-808) was a well known Chinese Zen Layman.
He was once selling bamboo baskets. Coming down off the a bridge, he stumbled and fell.
When Ling-chao saw this she ran to her father's side and threw herself down.
White is in actual and virtual fact the new black.
Wednesday, Once upon a time ... Simple Simon denies affiliation with Pie Man. [Said Simon: "I did meet him once, going to the fair, and enquired after his wares, but that was an end to it." He later said, "I'm sorry. I now remember that I had quite a friendly relationship with the PIE man."]
Also: Georgie Porgie denies links with Pudding & PIE 2. Four-and-twenty blackbirds never had any baking contact with PIE 5. Mayor of Hamelin denies links with PIE piper 94.