A monk came to say good bye to Ch'an master Niaowo (Bird's Nest). He said:
-Thank you, Sir, for everything you've done for me. Now I got to go.
-Where will you go?
-Any place where I can learn Buddha dharmas.
Your license appears to be counterfeit and a poor copy at that. You are therefore in clear violation of the Licensing Act . Be advised that the Licensing Authority, in accordance with condition 2/198 reserves the right to impound your LOLs. Meeting in your absense, the Council has decided, unanimously: