One day Yao-shan Wei-yen (750-834), one of the well-known Chinese Ch'an master, was asked by the host of the monastery to give his sermon to the assembly who for a long while was expecting his teaching. Yao-shan said: "Strike the bell."
Your license appears to be counterfeit and a poor copy at that. You are therefore in clear violation of the Licensing Act . Be advised that the Licensing Authority, in accordance with condition 2/198 reserves the right to impound your LOLs. Meeting in your absense, the Council has decided, unanimously: