Do not go after the past,
Do not lose yourself in the future.
For the past no longer exists,
And the future is not yet here.
By looking deeply at things just as they are,
In this moment, here and now,
Your license appears to be counterfeit and a poor copy at that. You are therefore in clear violation of the Licensing Act . Be advised that the Licensing Authority, in accordance with condition 2/198 reserves the right to impound your LOLs. Meeting in your absense, the Council has decided, unanimously: